Meteor Over Milwaukee

Could almost be a song title...
In any case, several people have suggested that I personally was responsible for this, and that my aim was imperfect; the likely target being the Milwaukee Brewers. I would like to categorically deny this, as I rather like the Brewers. In any case, it requires a great deal of effort and expense on my part to  -- with any reasonable degree of accuracy -- divert and direct the orbits of Kuiper Belt Objects , and as a result I'm rather sparing in these activities.